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Here is a fictional product which hopes to cash in on the diet craze. CorelDRAW is so much fun to work with, one can create rediculous product packaging for their own amusement. Some noteworthy things:

1. I often contour a shape like the main lettering, separate, then put a subtle shadow on the smaller piece, like the main yellow text in this case. I added another shadow to the blue below it.

2. The background intestines were made from a draw texture fill called "liver". The graduated hues were made by putting a different layer above in Hue merge mode.

3. The worm was a simple hand-drawn line that was extruded. Then lighting effects were added in the extrusion parameters. Then a shadow. Ok, maybe it's not what a tapeworm looks like, believe me - I'm guessing.

Fortunately for the consumer, this package contains 20% more worms, and they're all extra-large. Yum. :-)
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Alex

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23-5-2005 04:44 Rating: 7.00 

It looks like you've been having fun with all this fictional packaging... I like your creative ideas
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23-5-2005 05:36

Hi Alex,

Thanks for the nice words. I hesitated at first with this one... thinking "this is wierd, somewhat tasteless, and likely to offend someone, somewhere." But Gary Larson of the "Far Side" cartoon strip would surely approve. Since he got away with this stuff for a whole career, I can try one pic. :-)

JDH
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24-5-2005 16:20

You know, this was once a real diet plan, really!
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